they do what brianna banks does at the beginning of her movies.
Gag deeply on cock shaft?
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
The Simpsons one would be better if you didn't use that font. See, he's writing with his hands in a cartoon. Maybe you should use a handwriting font in a cartoon style. Unless your handwriting is Courier. The second one just plain sucks.