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Default 03-19-2004, 11:53 PM

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwoman.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-19-2004, 11:54 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":b361a][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwoman.jpg[/img][/quote:b361a]

sleeping:


  
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Default 03-19-2004, 11:55 PM

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Your mom.
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 12:01 AM

holy shit 600 posts. w00t
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 12:06 AM

[quote="T.Hunter":6cde7][img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/perfectwoman.jpg[/img][/quote:6cde7]
What do you need the legs for?
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 12:06 AM

OH SNAP!


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Default 03-20-2004, 12:31 AM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":98fc7]
What do you need the legs for?[/quote:98fc7]


just 4 u


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Default 03-20-2004, 01:25 AM

[quote="Recycled Spooge":9101d][quote="Scalping Chief":9101d][img]http://home.comcast.net/~officerfarva/omg_chicks01.jpg[/img]

thats sums up my dream women[/quote:9101d]
HAHAHA.. that one girl has strtech marks on the stomach and a stain on her panties. This picture is now officially my desktop wallpaper.[/quote:9101d]

um can you say gross?
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 01:39 AM

"ooooooo, hot sluts with tits"


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Default 03-20-2004, 10:28 AM

my perfect girl looks exaclty like my girlfriend...
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 12:08 PM

Bukdez will get lucky tonight.


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hell ya...
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 03:28 PM

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Probably not...
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 03:35 PM

A woman who is chubby, has yellow teeth, and knows how to fart!
  
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Default 03-20-2004, 03:37 PM

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":11346]A woman who is chubby, has yellow teeth, and knows how to fart![/quote:11346]

You and my mother should hook up.
  
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