[ninty]

i once put dog shit in a bag and lit it on fire and rang people's doorbell. that was fun until we got chased down by some guy for like half a click.

When I was younger I got one of those fake spiders and some invisible string and tied it to the inside of a coupboard door, so when my mom opened the door, the spider juped out right at her. She didn't like that very much.

I switched the salt with the sugar once as well. We ate spaghetti that one night, and my brother is additced to salt, so he kept pouring it on his spaghetti. He says "mom, my spaghetti tastes weird". Mom says "you always say that. there's nothing wrong with it. eat it"

All pretty tame stuff, but it gets a laugh. I'm not really interested in injuring my family or scarring them for life.