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Default April Fools jokes/pranks - 04-01-2004, 10:40 AM
April Fools jokes/pranks whats your best? either done to you or that you have done to someone else?
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 10:41 AM
someone told me that they were dead, and I of course...believed them.
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 10:44 AM
I inserted dog shit into a peep with a syringe and gave it to a 7 year old. You can figure out the rest.
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 12:38 PM
i once put dog shit in a bag and lit it on fire and rang people's doorbell. that was fun until we got chased down by some guy for like half a click.

When I was younger I got one of those fake spiders and some invisible string and tied it to the inside of a coupboard door, so when my mom opened the door, the spider juped out right at her. She didn't like that very much.

I switched the salt with the sugar once as well. We ate spaghetti that one night, and my brother is additced to salt, so he kept pouring it on his spaghetti. He says "mom, my spaghetti tastes weird". Mom says "you always say that. there's nothing wrong with it. eat it"

All pretty tame stuff, but it gets a laugh. I'm not really interested in injuring my family or scarring them for life.
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 02:44 PM
switch someones box spring and mattress
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 02:48 PM
orderd loads of pizzas and sent them to this guys house who everyone hates. The price was like £100 worth
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 03:10 PM
i usually just walk up to someone and kick them in the nuts and yell "APRILS FOOLS!!"
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 03:12 PM
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i usually just walk up to someone and kick them in the nuts and yell "APRILS FOOLS!!"
simple yet sweet
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 03:41 PM
I sat in my room, rubbed shit over my body till I was shitty.

Then "April Fools" I said to my lonely self in pitty.


EMOEMOEMOEMOEMO!
  
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Default 04-01-2004, 03:44 PM
April Fools was cool when I was 13 now it's just oOo: to me.
  
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Default 04-02-2004, 07:59 AM
Sometimes I'll rape my friends' sisters and then yell "April fools!" in court.
  
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Default 04-02-2004, 02:20 PM
thats actually happened today some asshole stole my jeans in gym today, now im wearing my shorts in this cold weather mad: cry:
  
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Default 04-02-2004, 02:22 PM
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thats actually happened today some asshole stole my jeans in gym today, now im wearing my shorts in this cold weather mad: cry:
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Default 04-02-2004, 02:25 PM
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Sometimes I'll rape my friends' sisters and then yell "April fools!" in court.
I hope not my sister... *shudders*
  
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Default 04-02-2004, 02:31 PM
put sarran wrap (clear plastic to cover food) under toilet seats.
then when people shit/piss it rubs on thier ass!!!
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