[Drew]

I concur.

Which is why I am well along the path to World Domination. Once I take over, I'm going to put all the rednecks on an island with nothing but trailers and make a Reality TV show out of it. The grand finale will be dropping a nuke on all their heads - it'll be the twist.

Then I'll send out my Noctardian Russian Ninja Death Squads to hunt down all the Muslim people. Every Muslim will be told to accept Christianity or be shot in the face. In this way, I will weed out all the fucking looney fanaticals in a stroke of pure, orchestral irony based on their own beliefs.

I own.