Thats what you get when you "hang out" with black dudes and dont use vaseline
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
When me and two other guys where coming back from German Fest, and it started raining so hard you could not see to the end of the guys hood. The lightning was bright it hurt your eyes, but the scary thing was the guy kept driving 65, almost ran off the road 3 times, ran a stop sign and almost got hit by a car, was crazy. The other guy, and myself kept yelling at him to slow down.
I was chased down a road by a mad moose in Alaska. I think I had gotten between a mother and its baby, and so she singled me out, avoided everyone else, and just chased me for a bit. A man with a bullhorn scared her off. It was just so damn big.... ed: