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Default 06-11-2004, 06:07 PM

Bake him a shit-cake. Use piss and cum for a dee-lish icing. wink:
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:00 PM

[quote=harpua]
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Originally Posted by "mr.miyagi":7a591
Where do you work DJHeadUp?
this place called chops, a fine dining place, he gets like $200 a week bussing tables, it fuckin rocks.[/quote:7a591]

it doesnt rock ian plz dont even say that

tonite he told me he is embarassed to say i go to pitt

i wanna slit him...at least everyone cant stand him, even his gf
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:01 PM

DUDE, I have an idea...


Fuck his girlfriend. beer:
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:04 PM

haha im schemeing, but he has 3 cars and a pool on me

i have the hottub and shore house down tho

EDIT: besides this new waitress megan is in now, she is so fuckin cute...her ass is USDA prime grade A meat
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:06 PM

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/alexandchris111.jpg[/img]
^ and this

edit: shit it doesnt work. it was a picture of DJ. [img]http://www.victorcharlie.net/forum/images/smiles/love.gif[/img]
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:07 PM

do other workers hate him too, start a revolution
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:10 PM

yes everyone hates him a lot

he hollers at everyone, a few ppl want to start a strike, too bad im the youngest one there, some of em are lifers in the restaurant biz and cant afford to pull shit like that...
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:18 PM

lmao im workin at a grocery store and some guy thats gbeen workin there nine years HATES the manager. he wants to get him written up for some stupid shit. but that doesnt apply in a small restaurant. goodluck
  
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Default 06-11-2004, 11:22 PM

please fix your sigs...i'm getting sick of seeing the white boxes with red instructions on it.


  
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Default 06-12-2004, 05:16 AM

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Default 06-12-2004, 05:51 AM

Spend your last month planning what you can do for revenge, let the air out his car tyres etc.
  
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Default 06-12-2004, 05:57 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2c701]Spend your last month planning what you can do for revenge, let the air out his car tyres etc.[/quote:2c701]

Dont forget you ave to slit them with a knife, otherwise it wont be too hard to fill em up again.



  
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Default 06-12-2004, 06:06 AM

It's more fun if you just remove the valve from the stem on all four tires and after they are flat replace the valves.


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Default 06-12-2004, 04:44 PM

, axe his tires, put a rock in the muffler, smear human shit on his car doors, place a burning bag of dog shit on his doorstep, egg his house, fuck his girlfriend, kill his dog, bitchslap him, shit on his desk, steal like 500 of those expensive cigars they have there and a fine bottle of wine from the cooler, replace the cigars with moogie sticks, and replace the wine with cow blood, and take an elephant shit in all of the toilets there (i'll help with that one), play frisbee with the plates, show up late and run over one of the hedges with your car. then, lastly, shave all of your body hair and place it in his coffee..


that autta work.. biggrin:
  
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Default 06-12-2004, 06:27 PM

Wish I could tell my boss to fuck off. Of Course, that would mean a court martial. Waking up miserable and sore, HA!!! Try doing my job for one day. rolleyes:
  
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