[elstatec]

livejournal rofl

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[quote="Garry Coleman":2f93f]ed, i feel so sorry for you hake:[/quote:2f93f]

I've hit more 3's than airballs.

[Zap. USMC]

GIT R DONE ED!!! I didn't know you had the same taste as me... rock:

I bet she rode smoother then a 68 Camaro when you got her runnin' happy:

[Miscguy]

Originally Posted by Noctis

What. The. Fuck.

You actually hit that whale?

I thought my ex had head problems.

JESUS CHRIST someone call the press. We'z got us a beeched whale! Where are the animal rights activist trying to get it back in the water!?


Oh and loctis, your ex was do-able, but yes, had issues. You're still one up on ed though since his ex doesnt have looks.

[Drew]

My ex was decent.. she could be sexy as hell when she wanted to be.

Anyway, let me give you a single scenario on why she's insane:

This past Easter, I get a call from her out of the blue. We broke up last August, and I hadn't seen her since December. I only saw/spoke with her then because she fucking ambushed me at my best friend's house via his girlfriend. Totally not fucking cool.

Anyway, she calls me up and says, "When would be a good time for me to stop by and see you?" I foolishly believed that my subtle, "Umm.. probably never." would be sufficient to clue her in. That was until she followed up with, "Oh, well, I could see why your family might not really want to see me. So where should we meet up, are you off on Saturday?" She apparently somewhat got the point when I said, "I really have no desire to see or speak with you at all, actually." At that point the conversation ended.

Rewind to give you the reason she was coming down here:

She was coming to Myrtle Beach to meet the fiancee of her friend Justin. No big deal, right? Except for Justin is the guy with whom she cheated on me and subsequently made two trips to Myrtle Beach thinking I didn't know about them to hook up with him, only to get rejected both times because he just wanted an easy lay and I was unaware that she was a fucking slut.

Anyway, that's just one example. I won't even get into the time she screamed at me in the middle of the supermarket because I stood the soda bottles up in the cart rather than laying them down and they might get shaken up stupid: oOo: stupid:

[Milla]

Thats a fat bitch ed:

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Originally Posted by Milla

Thats a fat bitch ed:

Obviously I have issues.

[Tripper.exe]

i never turn down a fatty

[elitecloud]

[quote="Tripper.exe":77bbd]i never turn down a fatty[/quote:77bbd]

ah yes, but the fattys are the only thing you can get. biggrin: