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Default 06-29-2004, 04:10 PM

here's a tip: u need to scratch his belly, cats love that


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Default Re: Why does my cat hate me? :( - 06-29-2004, 04:12 PM

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The bastard doesn't even like it when I pet him.


http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/ELMOISPISSED.wmv
Maybe because its trying to sleep and you are molesting it with your jack off hand biggrin:
  
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Default Re: Why does my cat hate me? :( - 06-29-2004, 04:14 PM

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The bastard doesn't even like it when I pet him.


http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/ELMOISPISSED.wmv
Maybe because its trying to sleep and you are molesting it with your jack off hand biggrin:
Now that you mention it, maybe he caught the sent of semen. oOo:



  
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Default 06-29-2004, 04:19 PM

I think you did something, to that cat, that you are not telling us. annoy:


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Default 06-29-2004, 04:22 PM

At least cats don't bug you all the time.

Cats > Dogs


  
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Default 06-29-2004, 04:26 PM

you have no pen0r beer:
  
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Default 06-29-2004, 04:31 PM

Dogs can manipulate their eyebrows.


  
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Default 06-29-2004, 04:37 PM

You were wearing a mask werent you? Or you just sound like a child molester ed: .
  
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Default 06-29-2004, 04:47 PM

Maybe its just the cats way of saying "get that fucking camera out of my face i'm triing to sleep". ...................or maybe he hates the jack off hand.
  
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Default Re: Why does my cat hate me? :( - 06-29-2004, 04:50 PM

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The bastard doesn't even like it when I pet him.


http://members.rogers.com/buck_nutty/ELMOISPISSED.wmv
Maybe because its trying to sleep and you are molesting it with your jack off hand biggrin:
LMFAO


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Default 06-29-2004, 04:52 PM

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You were wearing a mask werent you? Or you just sound like a child molester ed: .
Yeah, that's his voice.


  
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Default 06-29-2004, 06:02 PM

I think you did something to the cat before eek:

Anyways cat loves it when you rub its chin. Cats are like women, they can be a bitch sometimes.
  
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Default 06-29-2004, 06:20 PM

I Eat cats at chin...uh I mean Chinese places....
  
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Default 06-29-2004, 06:23 PM

Your squeezing its stomach with that belt I think its laying down trying to get air lol




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Default 06-29-2004, 06:41 PM

"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET"

I didn't know you were a movie star buck... btw cats are pieces of shit
  
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