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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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[quote="Duke_of_Ray":d7c93]I Eat cats at chin...uh I mean Chinese places....[/quote:d7c93]

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Default 06-29-2004, 11:00 PM
it is only natural for pussy to reject yuo
  
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you don't have the proper brand of KY for it's liking oOo:
  
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...did he like you before you became a mod..?....
  
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Default 06-29-2004, 11:42 PM
anybody have that clip from family guy when they show the irsh as an advanced civilization until they get their hands on alchohol. ? that was one of the funniest clips ever.
  
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Default 06-30-2004, 01:28 AM
That cat has attitude.
  
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Default 06-30-2004, 06:26 AM
Cats are the only domestic house pet that if it were big enough, it would eat you. I'm convinced of that.

Consider this:

A golden retriever is a fairly big dog. They're smart, loveable, loyal, and great around kids. Would you feel so secure if you had a cat the size of a golden retriever? I fucking wouldn't.

Cats suck.

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Default 06-30-2004, 06:35 AM
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Cats are the only domestic house pet that if it were big enough, it would eat you. I'm convinced of that.

Consider this:

A golden retriever is a fairly big dog. They're smart, loveable, loyal, and great around kids. Would you feel so secure if you had a cat the size of a golden retriever? I fucking wouldn't.

Cats suck.
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I agree. Through my childhood, ive had thirteen cats.
  
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[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":d2fa2]it is only natural for a pussy to reject you[/quote:d2fa2]LOL
  
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Default 06-30-2004, 06:55 AM
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Cats are the only domestic house pet that if it were big enough, it would eat you. I'm convinced of that.
Oh yes, and if the geckos in my backyard were dinosaurs I'd be decidedly
uncomfortable about them being there....FGS, get a sense of proportion man! annoy:
  
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Default 06-30-2004, 07:00 AM
Just saying that cats are inherently fucking mean, man. Of COURSE my point was a hypothetical one. Didn't pick up on that, did ya? eek:

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Default 06-30-2004, 07:06 AM
A large domestic cat would probably be as dangerous as the average tiger.
  
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Default 06-30-2004, 07:12 AM
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Just saying that cats are inherently fucking mean, man. Of COURSE my point was a hypothetical one. Didn't pick up on that, did ya? eek:
"You're cra... You're crazy man. You're Crazy. I like you but, you're Crazy."

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