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Default 07-01-2004, 06:04 PM
[quote="newt.":d321b]now that kid will think condoms are bad and get knocked up at age 15. oOo:[/quote:d321b]

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Default 07-01-2004, 06:11 PM
i wonder if she acquired a taste

soon as she hits 16 she will be a pro rock:
  
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Default 07-01-2004, 06:32 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":6e198]i wonder if she acquired a taste

soon as she hits 16 she will be a pro rock:[/quote:6e198]


im tellin you dude she already is, my c0ckz0r got a taste of her anus a few days after she found my condom
  
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Default 07-01-2004, 07:46 PM
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ITALMAFIA85 (6:11:59 PM): WOW some guy is gonna sue the city of toronto because his 2 yr old girl found a condom on the ground
WintersForge (6:12:06 PM): wtf
ITALMAFIA85 (6:12:21 PM): wtf they think she put it in her mouth
WintersForge (6:12:22 PM): thats petty and unnecessary
ITALMAFIA85 (6:12:30 PM): dont parents keep an eye on their kids
WintersForge (6:12:33 PM): oh well its his dumbass fault
WintersForge (6:12:37 PM): yup
WintersForge (6:12:42 PM): i watch my kid like a hawk
ITALMAFIA85 (6:12:55 PM): u have to now these days
WintersForge (6:12:56 PM): god thats something i would expect out of USA
ITALMAFIA85 (6:13:01 PM): haha
WintersForge (6:13:04 PM): lol


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Default 07-01-2004, 07:56 PM
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i wonder if she acquired a taste

soon as she hits 16 she will be a pro rock:

im tellin you dude she already is, my c0ckz0r got a taste of her anus a few days after she found my condom[/quote:d03a0]

wtf is wrong with you dude, she's only 2 yrs old. If you were in my presence you'd be removing my foot from your ass. Now go kill yourself fuck nuts!!

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Default 07-01-2004, 07:58 PM
Jesus christ dude learn to take a joke.

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Default 07-01-2004, 08:01 PM
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Jesus christ dude learn to take a joke.
Blow me...you don't joke around with shit like that. You could get killed on the street over that.

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Default 07-01-2004, 08:02 PM
Well guess what? this isnt a street. If you cant handle it, dont read it.

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Jesus christ dude learn to take a joke.
Blow me...you don't joke around with shit like that. You could get killed on the street over that.
With some people here, it is only ok if they make jokes, but if anyone else makes jokes it is wrong.
  
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it was my condom, me and pyri had butsechse
  
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Default 07-01-2004, 08:07 PM
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Jesus christ dude learn to take a joke.
Blow me...you don't joke around with shit like that. You could get killed on the street over that.
With some people here, it is only ok if they make jokes, but if anyone else makes jokes it is wrong.
I didn't know you were dicking strvs! Holy shit, you do learn something everyday! I wish you two lotsa luck.

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Default 07-01-2004, 08:08 PM
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Jesus christ dude learn to take a joke.
Blow me...you don't joke around with shit like that. You could get killed on the street over that.
With some people here, it is only ok if they make jokes, but if anyone else makes jokes it is wrong.
I didn't know you were dicking strvs! Holy shit, you do learn something everyday! I wish you two lotsa luck.
Our relationship is a little shaky at the moment actually.
  
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Default 07-01-2004, 08:09 PM
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ITALMAFIA85 (6:11:59 PM): WOW some guy is gonna sue the city of toronto because his 2 yr old girl found a condom on the ground
WintersForge (6:12:06 PM): wtf
ITALMAFIA85 (6:12:21 PM): wtf they think she put it in her mouth
WintersForge (6:12:22 PM): thats petty and unnecessary
ITALMAFIA85 (6:12:30 PM): dont parents keep an eye on their kids
WintersForge (6:12:33 PM): oh well its his dumbass fault
WintersForge (6:12:37 PM): yup
WintersForge (6:12:42 PM): i watch my kid like a hawk
ITALMAFIA85 (6:12:55 PM): u have to now these days
WintersForge (6:12:56 PM): god thats something i would expect out of USA
ITALMAFIA85 (6:13:01 PM): haha
WintersForge (6:13:04 PM): lol


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Nah, I would expect to watch my kid from getting shot there.
I doubt you will ever have the opportnity to make a kid. Problem solved.
  
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