[Eight Ace]

I had a similar onion-related complaint at an outlet here and demanded to
see the manager, who turned out to be an attractive, no-nonsense young
lady, who removed her glasses, undid her shirt and shook her hair free and
proceeded to suck me off next to the chip cooker.
"Would you like fries with that?" I enquired as I came on her face, we
all had a good laugh and the whole onion incident was soon forgotten.