true story that happened to my friend mike. well theres this dumb fuck kid in school we nickname HB (his initials), so anyways mike and hb never got along, so mike is like "cmon hb fight me" and hb would always pussy out, so then mike and a couple of his friends go to hb's house, and they do this: they piss on his car, shit on his car, throw a class bottle at the windshield, let the air out of the tires, and key the car. some old lady saw them, called the cops, mike and his friends pleaded guilty, they got some hours of community service..but even the cops laughed cuz like NOONE likes hb...