[Drew]

Originally Posted by Machette

another great canada vs.america thread ffs... annoy:

I think the discussion on America vs. Canada is pretty much over.

Eames, why don't you tell the joke about the friend in the airport:

Your buddy gets on the plane with a shiner on his right eye. The who sits down next to him has a shiner on the exact same eye. So the guy asks your buddy, "Hey, how did you get your black eye?" And your buddy says, "Well, it was kind of a tongue twister thing. I was at the ticket counter and I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, only the clerk had huge knockers and I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh. It went downhill from there." So the guy says to your buddy, "That's amazing. I got mine from a bit of a tongue twister as well. I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife this morning. I meant to say, 'Honey, could you pass the cream?' but it came out, 'You ruined my life you self-centered, soul-sucking bitch.'"

[fujimi7su]

Originally Posted by Machette

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VACUUM

VACUUM

oOo:

why must you be so hostile, all i want is love cry: loney:

[fujimi7su]

Originally Posted by Noctis

I think the discussion on America vs. Canada is pretty much over.

Eames, why don't you tell the joke about the friend in the airport:

Your buddy gets on the plane with a shiner on his right eye. The who sits down next to him has a shiner on the exact same eye. So the guy asks your buddy, "Hey, how did you get your black eye?" And your buddy says, "Well, it was kind of a tongue twister thing. I was at the ticket counter and I meant to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh, only the clerk had huge knockers and I asked for two pickets to Tittsburgh. It went downhill from there." So the guy says to your buddy, "That's amazing. I got mine from a bit of a tongue twister as well. I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife this morning. I meant to say, 'Honey, could you pass the cream?' but it came out, 'You ruined my life you self-centered, soul-sucking bitch.'"

happy:

[Machette]

Originally Posted by Noctis

I think the discussion on America vs. Canada is pretty much over.

It's not over till short hand replies... oOo:

[Ferich]

It's not over tilWHO GIVES A FUCK

[Machette]

eek:

[Fireal]

Take the joke from Good Will Hunting.

"So im on a plane right, and the pilot does his thing you know the "So we're cruising at 35,00 feet blah blah blah" he puts the mic on, and says "Man. All i want right now is a blowjob and a cup of coffe" little did he know the Mic was still on. So the Stewadess starts running up to the cock-pit to tell the Pilot the mic is on. As shes running up the aisle, a guy says "Hey babe, dont forget the coffee"


I probably destroyed it, but meh.

[Quze]

Originally Posted by Noctis

Canadian Navy (2004):

Frigates (Halifax): 12
Destroyers (Iroquois): 4
Submarines (Victoria): 4
Mine Countermeasures Ships (Kingston): 12
Replenishment Vessels (Protecteur): 2
Oceanographic Vessels (Quest): 1

United States Navy (2004):

Aircraft Carriers: 12
Fleet Ballistic Missile Submarines: 18
Surface Combatants: 96
Nuclear Attack Submarines: 53
Amphibious Warfare Ships: 37
Combat Logistics Ships: 34
Support/Mine Warfare Ships: 66
Active Reserves: 14
Strategic Sealift: 72

Canadian Army (2004):

Approximate strength of Army (Regular Force): 19, 500
Approximate strength of Army (Reserve Force): 15, 500
Approximate number of civilians employed by the Army: 4, 200

United States Army (2004):

Approximate strength of Army (Regular Force): 494,000
Approximate strength of Army (Reserve Force): 212,000

Canadian Air Force (2004):

Combat Aircraft:

CF-18 Hornet: 119 (60 operational/59 fighter training, testing and rotation)
CH-124 Sea King: 28

United States Air Force (2004):

Combat Aircraft:

A-10/OA-10 THUNDERBOLT II: 273/98
AC-130H/U GUNSHIP: 8/13
B-1B LANCER: 60
B-2 SPIRIT: 21 (1 test)
B-52 STRATOFORTRESS: 94
F-117A NIGHTHAWK: 55
F-15 EAGLE: 522
F-15E STRIKE EAGLE: 217
F-16C/D FIGHTING FALCON: 1088/180
GLOBAL HAWK (UAV): Classified
HH-60G PAVE HAWK: 105
MC-130E/H COMBAT TALON I/II: 24/14
MC-130P COMBAT SHADOW: 28
MH-53J/M PAVE LOW: 13/25
RQ-/MQ-1 PREDATOR (UAV): 68

These were all taken from the official military websites of each country.

NYSE Currency Power vs. the USD:

$1.00USD = $1.284CAD

Estimated GDP as of 2003:

Canadian GDP (USD): $923 billion
United States GDP (USD): $10.40 trillion

End of Discussion.

This had nothing to do with the military. Eames asked for intresting facts. Canada is to the North (top) And is biggger. And if it was prison USA would be our bitch.

Besides, Look at Iraq. They've managed to fight you guys for over a year now and all they really have are Ak's, RPG's and homemade bombs.

toodles.

[Milla]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

[img]http://www.menshealth.gr/id/files/5636/Gay%20Speedo%20Muscles.jpg[/img]

i see you love gay country already

Do you actually look for these pictures?!

[ninty]

sleeping: /judas

[geRV]

Originally Posted by Noctis

Canadian Navy (2004):

Frigates (Halifax): 12
Destroyers (Iroquois): 4
Submarines (Victoria): 4
Mine Countermeasures Ships (Kingston): 12
Replenishment Vessels (Protecteur): 2
Oceanographic Vessels (Quest): 1

United States Navy (2004):

Aircraft Carriers: 12
Fleet Ballistic Missile Submarines: 18
Surface Combatants: 96
Nuclear Attack Submarines: 53
Amphibious Warfare Ships: 37
Combat Logistics Ships: 34
Support/Mine Warfare Ships: 66
Active Reserves: 14
Strategic Sealift: 72

Canadian Army (2004):

Approximate strength of Army (Regular Force): 19, 500
Approximate strength of Army (Reserve Force): 15, 500
Approximate number of civilians employed by the Army: 4, 200

United States Army (2004):

Approximate strength of Army (Regular Force): 494,000
Approximate strength of Army (Reserve Force): 212,000

Canadian Air Force (2004):

Combat Aircraft:

CF-18 Hornet: 119 (60 operational/59 fighter training, testing and rotation)
CH-124 Sea King: 28

United States Air Force (2004):

Combat Aircraft:

A-10/OA-10 THUNDERBOLT II: 273/98
AC-130H/U GUNSHIP: 8/13
B-1B LANCER: 60
B-2 SPIRIT: 21 (1 test)
B-52 STRATOFORTRESS: 94
F-117A NIGHTHAWK: 55
F-15 EAGLE: 522
F-15E STRIKE EAGLE: 217
F-16C/D FIGHTING FALCON: 1088/180
GLOBAL HAWK (UAV): Classified
HH-60G PAVE HAWK: 105
MC-130E/H COMBAT TALON I/II: 24/14
MC-130P COMBAT SHADOW: 28
MH-53J/M PAVE LOW: 13/25
RQ-/MQ-1 PREDATOR (UAV): 68

These were all taken from the official military websites of each country.

NYSE Currency Power vs. the USD:

$1.00USD = $1.284CAD

Estimated GDP as of 2003:

Canadian GDP (USD): $923 billion
United States GDP (USD): $10.40 trillion

End of Discussion.

Flag waving homo's for the win. sleeping:

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oOo: oOo: oOo:



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Oh and


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[elitecloud]

Originally Posted by Fireal

What do you call cheese that isnt yours?


NACHO CHEESE

loool, who ever posted that before (forgot the name)GG

dat's mein!! roffle!

[Zoner]

Quit the Canada vs USA bullshit, you sacklickers. mad:

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Go fuck yourself. Smokes, now.

There's a joke for ya.

[bukdez]

ok ok.... I can end the US vs. Canada thing right now, forever...

We all know that what makes us important is how big our cocks are, right?...

So the American's cock is the Washington Monument at 555 feet, 5 1/8 inches (169.29 meters)...

Canada's cock is the CN Tower at 1,815.39 feet (553.33 metres), more than thrice the size...

So there you have our cock is huge!!!....

[Zoner]

Originally Posted by bukdez

So there you have our cock is huge!!!....

...and quite pointy, apparently.