[Bean 2]

Originally Posted by NexusRevived

I was at best buy playing the PS2 then I had to fart but when I started to fart I felt a wet substance on my underwear so I knew I was going to shit myself if I farted. Then I was getting really bad cramps so I was running around the store trying to find my brother and every step I took I sqeezed off a llittle shits. Then I found my brother and I was like CHRIS I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT LETS GET HOMR QUICK so we left and i was holding my butthole as tight as I could on the drive home. When we got home my brother though it would be funny to run into the bathroom and pretend like he was taking a shit. i was like GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM I HAVE TO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I could hear him cracking up in the bathroom then I couldnt hold it anymore. I made my butt un-tight and right when I did the brown and green ooze slimed like a volcano out of my ass and down my leg. Then my brother finally opened the door and hes like oh shit so i ran in the bathroom ripped off my underwear and im not kidding, the poo was like a water hose flying everywhere in the batthroom the mirror, walls, tub, even the ceiling was covered in my shit rock: rock:

eek: how come i dont believe that?