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Default 11-16-2004, 05:48 PM
You can't lick your elbow.
  
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A new McDonald's opens up every 24hours
  
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buttocks is leet
Victor is drunk! happy:
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The only other mammals to have sex for pleasure are dolphins.
  
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The only other mammals to have sex for pleasure are dolphins.
other than otters?
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 07:38 PM
Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period.....whereas females can frig themselves 'til the cows come home.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 07:43 PM
men can't lick there nipples
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 07:43 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":16ac9]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period.....whereas females can frig themselves 'til the cows come home.[/quote:16ac9]

sex change? eek:

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  
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[quote="Eight Ace":2e01f]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
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That's not true. freak:
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 07:44 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":ebdb2]Human males can masturbate to climax no more than twice in any 24hr
period....[/quote:ebdb2]



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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That's not true. freak:[/quote:ec319]

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Default 11-16-2004, 07:57 PM
Grass is transparent. eek:
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 08:48 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":72f5c]Grass is transparent. eek:[/quote:72f5c]

HOLY SHIT!! really?


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Default 11-16-2004, 09:20 PM
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men can't lick there nipples
now thats not true, a fat man would be more than capable...
  
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