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Originally Posted by Zoner

Marc-Andre Fleury = Horse Mouth
Josh Harding = Child Molester
Shawn Belle = Dude from "Save The Last Dance"
Braydon Coburn = Frosh i used to send to get me more chicken wings
Josh Gorges = Burn Victim
Kevin Klein = River Phoenix in "Stand By Me"
Derek Meech = Crosseyed
Dion Phaneuf - HUGE Underbite
Brent Seabrook = Retarded, looking for baseball
Tim Brent = Hobbit
Brent Burns = Art Attack
Jeff Carter = Bowl Cut
Jeremy Colliton = Lesbian
Sidney Crosby = Bucktoothed (but fucking awesome)
Nigel Dawes = AFRO! Sweeeet...
Stephen Dixon = See Brent Burns
Ryan Getzlaf = Kid n' Play haircut
Dan Paille = Shrunken head dude from "Beetlejuice"
Mike Richards = Future Used car Salesman
Maxime Talbot = Slimy Montreal porn dealer
Jeff Tambellini = Snaggletooth

lmfao... +1, when i can again...