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Default 12-24-2004, 02:03 AM
I could be on a jaunt for more eggnog, when a young lady comes up to me:

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/Virus_Orion/junkpile/hi.jpg[/img]

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Yes, I know you from somewhere, I just can't recall..
(You dont want to call out in the supermarket"Gigglysplat! Your that fucking hot adult multi-tasker!!")



[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/Virus_Orion/junkpile/actress.jpg[/img]
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I'm an Actress, and I think you would be perfect for our next film called "Don Whang & the 1000 whores."
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/Virus_Orion/junkpile/money.jpg[/img]
[quote="Passion on a HotPlate":78c08]The pay is great, and we can get you an advance of $250,000.[/quote:78c08]

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[quote="Studess Deluxe":78c08]Plus a company car just for cuming down to the studio[/quote:78c08]

Ah, holiday wishes.
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 02:32 AM
..did you have any luck getting that eggnog?
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 08:25 AM
[img]http://reichnation.com/uploads/zone-maiden.jpg[/img]

rock:

http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387 247
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 08:51 AM
lots and lots of guns...about 10k acres of forest land......and this:

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Default 12-24-2004, 09:02 AM
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Default 12-24-2004, 05:14 PM
To add on, I'll take her:
[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/IMG_2419.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 05:16 PM
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yeah red xs are AWESOMESO
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 05:34 PM
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Default 12-24-2004, 05:43 PM
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yeah red xs are AWESOMESO
no red x here
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 05:51 PM
The New C6 Z06 vette, twin turboed, dyno tuned, fuel system upgrade all by Lingenfelter. A 05 Silverado 4x4 dually with leather to tow it back and forth to the track. NO insurance bills and my own oil well.

Oh and this chick named erica at work.

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Default 12-24-2004, 10:22 PM
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To add on, I'll take her:
[img]http://jmc7.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gf1/IMG_2419.jpg[/img]
camel toe
?..that's no camel toe m8, she'd have one like a mouses ear. cool:
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 10:28 PM
i wish i had mind control powers.
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 10:37 PM
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i wish i had mind control powers.
yeah, like some mystical power is gunna grant you that rolleyes:
...plus you'd more than likely only use it for pussy anyways.
  
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Default 12-24-2004, 11:08 PM
money and pussy.
  
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