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Default 01-05-2005, 06:56 PM

If i were her producer i would OD on purpose.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 07:03 PM

milli vanilli lip synced better than her.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 07:11 PM

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[quote:39a74]ASHLEE SIMPSON'S DAD BANS HER LESBIAN SCENES
Pop beauty Ashlee Simpson's manager and father Joe has changed the gay plot in her movie debut, "Wannabe," because he's uncomfortable with his daughter playing a lesbian.

The former Baptist minister fears the star's chances of breaking into Hollywood would be hampered if she played a homosexual, so he ordered movie producers to alter the romantic comedy's script, reports gossip bible Page Six.

He explains, "I changed it. It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian.'

"She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

lmao![/quote:39a74]

Jesus we can tell whos the b*tch in that relationship


  
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Default 01-05-2005, 07:39 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":fda64]okay she should be bored for the fact that she's a fake, but also for the fact of putting a 'anarchy' sign on her bands equipment....

someone punch that bitch in the cooter.[/quote:fda64]

You would give your left testicle to be even 1 miles distance of her "cooter" (adults call it a vagina) -

As for the "her music sucks" knee-jerks. . .best to take a quick look at your own "refined" musical tastes before you start judging others. . .
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 08:10 PM

[quote="TGB!":e9638][quote="Airborne Butters":e9638]okay she should be bored for the fact that she's a fake, but also for the fact of putting a 'anarchy' sign on her bands equipment....

someone punch that bitch in the cooter.[/quote:e9638]

You would give your left testicle to be even 1 miles distance of her "cooter" (adults call it a vagina) -

As for the "her music sucks" knee-jerks. . .best to take a quick look at your own "refined" musical tastes before you start judging others. . .
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ok, im sorry. now let me rephrase it. her music sucks.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 08:17 PM

her music is nothing i havent heard by Hillary Duff or any other teen pop "idol"
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 10:49 PM

i missed everything that happened, but i saw clips on the news, what a total train wreck. i guess the audio went out and so the only one making noise was ashley singing herself. anyone got videos of it, i dont have torrent.

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Default 01-05-2005, 11:03 PM

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i missed everything that happened, but i saw clips on the news, what a total train wreck. i guess the audio went out and so the only one making noise was ashley singing herself. anyone got videos of it, i dont have torrent.

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there is a video in the link on the first post in this thread, click the orange "here"...
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 11:14 PM

Good. I don't feel sorry for her at all ... she got what she fucking deserved.

She couldn't have made it on her own ... without her sister she'd be nowhere. I doubt she even writes her own music, since she obviously doesn't sing it.

I have no idea why people defend her ... rolleyes:
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 11:14 PM

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i missed everything that happened, but i saw clips on the news, what a total train wreck. i guess the audio went out and so the only one making noise was ashley singing herself. anyone got videos of it, i dont have torrent.

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read my post you fool.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 11:31 PM

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milli vanilli lip synced better than her.
lip synced, fuck DANCED better than her . and they were more wooden than a forrest.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 11:54 PM

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ramacdo/51915799.jpg[/img]
ASHLEE: Are they booing me???

EMPLOYEE: No...they're saying Boo-urns...
  
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Default 01-06-2005, 12:10 AM

LOL
  
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Default 01-06-2005, 12:17 AM

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Colin Powell's an Ashlee Simpson fan?! oOo:
  
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Default 01-06-2005, 12:17 AM

[img]http://www.waluga.de/simpsons/burns12.jpg[/img]
  
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