[Arkan]

Ok, here's a quick Arkan story.

Way back in the 7th grade, i got into a fist fight with some kid and blackened his eye. Went to the principals office for punishment. He gave me a choice:

1. 3 day suspension or....
2. An "Educational" whack in the ass

It only took me 1.5 seconds to reach a decision. I chose to forgo an asswhoopin' from my old man so i said "I'll take that educational whack in the ass". He told me to empty my back pockets and to place my hands on his desk. He told me not to flinch or he'd have to do it again. With that, he took out this huge yard stick, lined up a nice swing, and let it whip......CRACK !!
It definately stung but i didn't budge. He told me to get out of his office and not to get in trouble again. My ass was a lil' sore but i spared myself a real asskickin' from the old man for getting suspended.

Kid 1....parents 0