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Default 02-03-2005, 11:25 PM

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a dildo, and a kantana
  
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and an iron hammer of justice, which I slammed into a
  
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Default 02-04-2005, 04:55 PM

that is above 5 words!
  
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Default 02-04-2005, 04:55 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":000d8]and an iron hammer of justice, which I slammed into a[/quote:000d8]

5 words ...idiot annoy:
  
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Default 02-04-2005, 05:00 PM

decimate Duffys dick and balls
  
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Default 02-04-2005, 05:20 PM

story, werd up yall, peace
  
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