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View Poll Results: do you line the seat with toliet paper when you take a dump?
yes 20 54.05%
no 17 45.95%
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Default 02-14-2005, 10:08 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":12a51]what a bunch of mamas boys. If you got to go, you go. Home away whatever, I could take a dump in times square if i had to. Its just a natural thing. get over it.[/quote:12a51]

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Default 02-14-2005, 10:13 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":2bfc4]I got as full as a state school the other night and staggered into this toilet on the way
home and I threw up on the floor and smeared shit all over the walls before passing out.

Imagine my surprise on waking up the next day to discover that I had in fact made it home..... loney:[/quote:2bfc4]

Holy shit, that reminds me of back in the day when I was visiting a friend at Georgetown Univ. We went out got hammered and lost track of him on the way home. Turns out, he had to take a dump, so he walked into someone's house at 3am took a dump in their bathroom and then passed out on their couch. Needless to say, he was arrested when the homeowners found him on the couch.

I'm with Arkan though, at the office I just wipe down, build a big nest, and let nature take its course.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 10:22 AM

Unlike ED! (see "dooking at work" thread), I take pride in shitting on the company dime. The hoops are clean here, so I don't have to worry about it too much. If I'm out of the office, I'll hold it in until I'm back so that I can take my time and read the paper while I should be working. Good times. I guess its not really a "public" bathroom though. Other than that, I try and avoid doing the deed in public.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 10:34 AM

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Unlike ED! (see "dooking at work" thread), I take pride in shitting on the company dime. The hoops are clean here, so I don't have to worry about it too much.
You just described my morning.


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Default 02-14-2005, 12:59 PM

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I only poop in a public bathroom if Im in harlem and need to rub feces on my face to blend in better, so I dont get shot.

Never try this if youve eaten doritoes, cause it turns ur shit green and people keep coming up to u and asking for drugs.

Nyck, ur avatar is making me touch myself
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Default 02-14-2005, 02:22 PM

I tried to do that hover shit one time, and I missed. cry:
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 02:46 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":4d7b7]I try to avoid the public in general.[/quote:4d7b7]

Shouldnt be too hard when youre socially inept - kudos sir, kudos.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 02:57 PM

What whould happen if you feel into the toliet and went down the hole?
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 02:58 PM

[quote="TGB!":1c78f]

Shouldnt be too hard when youre socially inept[/quote:1c78f]


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Default 02-14-2005, 03:10 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":39efd]What whould happen if you feel into the toliet and went down the hole?[/quote:39efd]
youd probably meet an underground society of mexicans who got lost trying to cross the border thu the sewer
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 03:12 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f82eb]What whould happen if you feel into the toliet and went down the hole?[/quote:f82eb]
you'd end up in a puddle of chocolate vomit in Sri Lanka...probably.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 03:21 PM

i saw thos one toilet seat that had like 50 names on it.


and if i have to go in a public bathroom, i take a marker and write my name everywhere. esp in school ones.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 03:23 PM

I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.
  
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Default 02-14-2005, 03:25 PM

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I only poop in a public bathroom if Im in harlem and need to rub feces on my face to blend in better, so I dont get shot.

Never try this if youve eaten doritoes, cause it turns ur shit green and people keep coming up to u and asking for drugs.

Nyck, ur avatar is making me touch myself
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Default 02-14-2005, 03:47 PM

[quote="Yosef Stalin":67cd0]I always avoid pooing in Public Restrooms, even at my house i wipe down the seat with moist toilettes after somebody has used it. I dont even like peeing in public bathrooms because people dont care where they pee and shit. so when you go in there you are getting a lil shit and a lil pee on the bottom of yer shoes, then when you go home and put yer feet all over yer carpet and then find yerself lying down on the carpet.[/quote:67cd0]

who are you sir?
  
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