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Default 03-02-2005, 03:27 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":a5f26][uk related joke..]

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...
Shop Keeper: Sorry, can't it's off the shelves, some additives have made it a cancer scare.



C: oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

S: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare



C: Hamburger Relish?

S: Cancer scare



C: Sausage and Mash?

S: Cancer scare



C: Cottage Pie?

S: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.



C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

S: Yup.



C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

S: No bother. €6.50, please.

C: Thanks.[/quote:a5f26]

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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