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Default 03-11-2005, 02:32 PM

imwithstupid: , in a good way happy:


Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 02:59 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2292e]he could have done her in da azz and the punanni at the same time rock:[/quote:2292e]
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Default 03-11-2005, 03:19 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":5f68f]apparently she isn't into guys who are two cocky. eek:[/quote:5f68f]


lol, clever
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 04:07 PM

Two heads are better than one.
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 04:09 PM

fuck the wife could be double penetrated for life.


  
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Default 03-11-2005, 04:19 PM

That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 04:31 PM

[quote:fbbe3]awwww... fuck you guys...[/quote:fbbe3]

Cmon now. . .you know that was bad. . .

These Double Entendre attempts after Eights just fall flat. . .
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 04:32 PM

[quote="$p!k3":5152c]That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:[/quote:5152c]

Roflmao, exactly what I was thinking. Great minds think alike.
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 04:33 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":fe058][quote="$p!k3":fe058]That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:[/quote:fe058]

Roflmao, exactly what I was thinking. Great minds think alike.[/quote:fe058]


Stfu muchacho.
  
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":042dc][quote="Sgt. Duffy":042dc][quote="$p!k3":042dc]That only part that bothers me about this is the fact that his second dong was made of "bone".

So I guess now he litterally gets a boner. oOo:[/quote:042dc]

Roflmao, exactly what I was thinking. Great minds think alike.[/quote:042dc]


Stfu muchacho.[/quote:042dc]

i was just thinking that.

btw Eight Ace, +1
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 06:38 PM

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thats a happy man tho i mean if one gets tired he jus has to switch over
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Default 03-11-2005, 08:02 PM

but does he have any feeling in his second dong?
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 08:09 PM

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awwww... fuck you guys...
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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 03-11-2005, 08:14 PM

[quote="TGB!":ca9d5][quote:ca9d5]awwww... fuck you guys...[/quote:ca9d5]

Cmon now. . .you know that was bad. . .

These Double Entendre attempts after Eights just fall flat. . .
[/quote:ca9d5]

i know, you're right, 8 took the cake, i thought people would recognize my joke, as i did not make it up...

to be honest, my dad told me that joke 20 years ago, except it starts with "hear about the Mexican with 2 dicks", makes the Jose word play a little more funny...
  
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Default 03-12-2005, 12:34 AM

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