[Colonel]

There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth. (Buford T. Justice - Smokey and Bandit)


Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. (Don Job - Deliverance)


My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. (bluto - Animal house)


D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. (Animal House)