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Default Beat the breathalizer.. - 03-31-2005, 04:05 PM
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/1112146369

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Toronto annoy:

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now hes pretty smart
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 04:56 PM
Quickly explain to me what feces are.
  
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[quote="Sgt. Duffy":12455]Quickly explain to me what feces are.[/quote:12455]

stupid: It's shit, as in what comes out of your ass.
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 05:12 PM
[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":256f8][quote="Sgt. Duffy":256f8]Quickly explain to me what feces are.[/quote:256f8]

stupid: It's shit, as in what comes out of your ass.[/quote:256f8]

like ur name.


any drunk doin that should have been tazered. that would sober him up.
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 05:54 PM
Feces FTW!

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[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":50737]now hes pretty smart[/quote:50737]
  
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Default 03-31-2005, 06:07 PM
you can buy breathalizer tests in gas stations now. i allways see then, i kind of want to try them out too. beer:
  
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ROFL
  
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Default 04-01-2005, 11:39 AM
pretend to pass out...they only have like 10 minutes to do it then your free.
  
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Tell them you have no mouf
  
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Default 04-01-2005, 12:20 PM
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you can buy breathalizer tests in gas stations now. i allways see then, i kind of want to try them out too. beer:
My friend has one on his keychain. It has three lights. Green Yellow and Red. I guess it sort of works. I blew all three colours in one night I remember, but who knows if its accurate.
  
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baby mice eek: stupid:
  
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Default 04-01-2005, 01:08 PM
lol, lots of people in downtown toronto are fucked.
  
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Default 04-01-2005, 01:54 PM
[quote="Sgt. Duffy":8987c]Quickly explain to me what feces are.[/quote:8987c]
ur favorite food
  
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