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Default Coma Gets Sloiced - 04-06-2005, 04:40 AM
yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.

The fuckin nurse tried to put the IV through my hand at first, and went through the vein oOo: oOo: So then he put it in my arm.
  
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Default 04-06-2005, 04:52 AM
next time chew before you swallow....lol

seriously though: remember to get a sponge bath from a hot hot nurse.
  
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Default 04-06-2005, 06:58 AM
Yikes.

Best of luck, manno.

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Default 04-06-2005, 08:14 AM
Yea nurses and IV's don't mix, especially when the nurse putting in the IV is a "Nurse in Training"....then you know they won't do it right the 1st time.

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Default 04-06-2005, 08:35 AM
Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:
  
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Default 04-06-2005, 10:26 AM
Don't slip into comatose.
  
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Default 04-06-2005, 04:40 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e6f33]Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:[/quote:e6f33]

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Default Re: Coma Gets Sloiced - 04-06-2005, 07:11 PM
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yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.

The fuckin nurse tried to put the IV through my hand at first, and went through the vein oOo: oOo: So then he put it in my arm.
Why do you need this surgery ? What's the background and reason for it ?
  
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Default 04-06-2005, 07:12 PM
i thought you had gone goth and were cutting your wrists
  
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Default 04-06-2005, 09:47 PM
I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:
  
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Default 04-06-2005, 11:18 PM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":04034]I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:[/quote:04034]
eek: Germany doesnt have hott nurses
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 12:13 AM
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I think he swallowed too much semen so it blocked up his intestines. There going ot go in and have the hot nurses lick him clean. now that fucking hardcore, go COMA!!! rock:
eek: Germany doesnt have hott nurses[/quote:e2e9c]

tats news to me
  
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Default Re: Coma Gets Sloiced - 04-07-2005, 05:44 AM
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The fuckin nurse tried to put the IV through my hand at first, and went through the vein oOo: oOo: So then he put it in my arm.
gaylord m focker... happy:

but anyways best of luck rock:
  
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Default Re: Coma Gets Sloiced - 04-07-2005, 05:59 AM
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yep, thats right. I have to go in for a major intestinal surgery
at the end of may, doing prelim blood work and other stuff Today.
error 407: funneh not found.
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 06:53 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":2d17e]Good luck CoMaToSe. If anything happens to you I'll take good care of your sister. beer:[/quote:2d17e]


can we take turns with his sister you get her on monday and ill take her the rest of the week
  
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