[jujumantb]

Pushing Carts at Target

1) God damn that job must be easy as hell, you must just sit on your ass and occasionally go and bring in a cart.
FALSE
Bringing in carts and sitting my ass is ATLEAST a 50/50 affair.

2) You must get laid, like, all the time because of you job
FALSE
I only get laid all the time because of my striking good looks and whitty personality.

3) Your job must suck in the winter! It would be sooooo cold!
FALSE
I come prepaired with long underwear and a dachshund with an upset stomach down each leg.