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"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 02:48 PM
[quote="$p!k3":03362]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote:03362]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.
  
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Christians have been worshipping a false pretense of God for centuries and nothing has happened yet...
cant argue there.
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 03:07 PM
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The book of revelations predicted this, it is the coming of the Anti-Christ. Seek shelter, and await your judgment.
wtf ... seriously ... get a grip of what you are saying.
Who is this retard?

And if you new your history, the Anti-Christ was prophesized to come into great power under false pretense of God. In other words, pretending to worshop god to decieve the people. He would have a large following (Catholics) and his name would be of the beast (666).

His name in Latin is Iosephous Ratzinger, or Ioseph(6) ousRat(6) zinger(6)

The world is coming to an end!![/quote:2f3a9]

Who is this retard ... listen, I may not be catholic, but I understand whats going on. I don't rely on Conspiracy theories to prove a point - fag.


Don't tell me you are one of those quacks that when something good happens in this world you find the negative of it.
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 03:09 PM
[quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":3df3a]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote:3df3a]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"
  
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[quote=ninty9][quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":86875]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"[/quote:86875]

Daily Show is the best show by far.

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Meh, the worst he could do is feel up a few young boys. Does the pope REALLY have enough power over catholics to make them act naughty?
oh and have you heard about the crusades?
have you heard? its 2005[/quote:f7d78]

What he said. Jesus fucking christ people are morons around here.
  
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[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]
  
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[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]
If anyone actually said that to me I'd jab them in the jaw.
  
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[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]
If anyone actually said that to me I'd jab them in the jaw.
with your penis?
  
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If you jabbed someone in the jaw,

A christian would hit you back and cry that you started it first
A buddhist would forgive you
A jew would sue you
An atheist would kick your ass
An agnostic would kick your ass, but not as severly
  
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If you jabbed someone in the jaw,

A christian would hit you back and cry that you started it first
A buddhist would forgive you
A jew would sue you
An atheist would kick your ass
An agnostic would kick your ass, but not as severly
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[christianconservative] Careful man, don't say the F-word in between Jesus's, our saviour's, name. You will be dammned to hell! Accept Jesus as your saviour, and he will love you and you will go to the Kingdom of God, but if you don't, you will go to Hell and burn in Hell there and be a slave to the devil![/christianconservative]
If anyone actually said that to me I'd jab them in the jaw.
I get that all the time.
  
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[quote=ninty9][quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":47f66]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"[/quote:47f66]

lol. Thanks Ninty for showing how off I was.

biggrin: Kudos on the link though.
  
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Default 04-19-2005, 03:30 PM
[quote=ninty9][quote=Akuma][quote="$p!k3":6ef9e]"All the signs for the raptures have been fulfilled." Some Guy?

"Oh yeah? Like what?" - Rob Corddry (Daily Show)

"*Pause* Ugh...hmm...well *Pause* they slipped my mind." Some Guy?[/quote]
Hehe... I should have watched that episode. I only saw the preview.[/quote]

[url="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms"]http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... ml?p=helms[/url]

Click on "Heaven Can't Wait"[/quote:6ef9e]
Thanks for the link. +1
  
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