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Default 04-22-2005, 10:02 PM

[quote:bfe92]Would they like it if you told them their poon looked like a filthy rotten ham sandwich, felt like a dead homosexual octopus's anus and smelt of rotting tuna steaks[/quote:bfe92]

LMAO!!

and mick, yes you found my secret. Damnit.

[quote:bfe92]Hey, wassup? I'm 30yrs old, gay and have been hating my cock (1' soft, 5' hard, 3.5round) since I was in elementary school. I even spoke to my parents when i was a kid about how sad I was. They told me not to worry cause it would get bigger as i grew...LIES!
Anyways, I love sex, but i get bored really quick. I start thinking of all the other things i have to do that day. Even when I jerk off, i wanna cum and be done within a minute. My partner thinks many times that he is the reason why i am not into sex too much. I'd rather just take care of it myself, and be on with the rest of my day. The reason i searched for a chat like this is cuase last night i was fooling around with someone and i could not even get it up. Erectile disfunction is not new to me. Many times thoughout my 20s, i couldnt get hard. Many morbid thoughts like cutting it off, and even suicide have crossed my mind.
I just always wanted to be in the "big boys" club, and am facing reality now that it will never happen.

Glad there's a site where I can vent!
Thanks[/quote:bfe92]

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