[Tripper]

Originally Posted by Zoner

"First you take a run at LaFours with the sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back out humpin' yer mom last night. Nooch. Ok, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie-berserk style, knock out the fucking pin and bickety-bam, the motherfucker's rubble. Hence, no game show." - Jay, "Mallrats:

Hooper: Archie and Jughead were lovers.
Banky: Shut the fuck up.
Hooper: It's true. Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch- that's why Jughead wears that crown-looking hat all the time; he's the king of queen Archie's world.
Banky: Man, I feel a hate crime coming on.

- "Chasing Amy"

Two very BRILLIANT quotes....Kevin Smith pwns at writing.