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View Poll Results: What would you like to do?
Stroke a chicken 3 23.08%
Stroke a Derek 1 7.69%
Have a Stroke 2 15.38%
http://www.seizurerobots.com/ 7 53.85%
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Default Stroke it hard! - 05-20-2005, 05:32 PM

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Stroke a chicken over the internet

Scientists have developed a system which enables people to stroke a chicken over the internet.

It's seen as the first step to virtual physical interaction, reports Wired News.

The Touchy Internet system was created by researchers at the National University of Singapore.

Users touch a chicken-shaped doll which duplicates the actions of a real chicken through a webcam link.

Touch sensors on the doll send 'tactile information' over the internet to a second computer near the chicken.

This computer triggers tiny vibration motors in a lightweight jacket worn by the chicken, meaning the chicken feels the user's touch in the exact same place as the doll was stroked.

"This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever developed," said Professor Adrian David Cheok who has been developing the technology for nearly two years.

"We understand the perceived eccentricity of developing a system for humans to interact with poultry remotely, but this work has a much wider significance."

Remote interaction could allow people who are allergic to dogs and cats to caress their pets remotely. Used in zoos, it may allow visitors to pat a lion or scratch a bear.

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LET'S FUCKING DO IT DEREK! LET'S STROKE THOSE FEATHERY WINGED FUCKERS LIKE WE USED TO IN THE EIGHTIES!!!
  
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Default 05-20-2005, 05:44 PM

can't they make one for stroking a hot chicks box?...
  
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Default 05-20-2005, 05:46 PM

Where is this fuckin' world headed !!


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Default 05-20-2005, 05:51 PM

This computer triggers tiny vibration motors in a lightweight jacket worn by the chicken


is that for chickens as is female chickens only, or
would it be equally effective if applied to my cock?
  
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Default 05-20-2005, 06:32 PM

[img]http://www.yourfreedvds.com/creatives/popunders/img/iog_720x300_dyson_inventor_right.gif[/img]

OMFG I WON!!!11!1


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Default 05-20-2005, 06:50 PM

i saw that on the discovery channel on wed. i'm great.
  
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Default 05-20-2005, 08:37 PM

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OMFG I WON!!!11!1
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Default 05-20-2005, 09:12 PM

yeah, all they need now is a 'stroke the vagina' thing..
  
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Default Re: Stroke it hard! - 05-20-2005, 09:15 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c4804]
LET'S FUCKING DO IT DEREK! LET'S STROKE THOSE FEATHERY WINGED FUCKERS LIKE WE USED TO IN THE EIGHTIES!!![/quote:c4804]lmao


  
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Default 05-21-2005, 11:06 AM

I expect to see an interactive penis sheath when I go to media markt tommorrow oOo:
  
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