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Default 08-19-2002, 06:21 AM

I had an internet relationship with a girl named Jenni... she was a bitch at first because she had this other guy... well she dumped him and now I have her all to myself. MUAHAHAHAAAHHA. oOo:
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 06:27 AM

congratulations, may your cybersex guide you

i miss my roll icon cry:
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 06:31 AM

Not all women suck, but if you get one who does, consider yourself lucky.
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Default 08-19-2002, 11:25 AM

whats a BJ?

i used to taunt a good friend in art classes about her great breasts but i always used the secret code of 'BJ' which stood for big jugs.

did i accidently invent the term 'BJ', tell me what it means you good good people with hearts made out of wholemeal granary bread.

also what does this mean:
[NP: A Tribe Called Quest - Everything Is Fair]
does it mean that this person was currently listening to my favourite hip hop group of all time, at the time of his writing?
if so i should do that coz im almost literally listening to music 24/7

[NP: Lo Fidelity Allstars - Vision Incision] hehe

im full of questions today..


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Default 08-19-2002, 11:27 AM

You're full of other things too... hake:

BJ=BLOWJOB, YA TURD
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 11:37 AM

hahahaha.....oh god that what is a BJ? question cracked me up

oOo:


  
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Default 08-19-2002, 03:08 PM

...erm, for best results with girls...don't forget to toggle the "Devils Doorbell".... eek:
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 03:44 PM

i asked my 11 year old little brother he even knew what a bj was
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 03:54 PM

lol what he say?
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 04:36 PM

Bros before hoes
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 04:43 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":0184f]Bros before hoes[/quote:0184f]

Damn Stright!
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 09:54 PM

Yea, get this I fight this girls ex-boyfreind. Not really for her, but somewhat. In the end some other guy gets her. So the morale of the story is fuck em,feed em, and leave em.....
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 09:55 PM

women are not worth our time...or our money which is ends up being about


  
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Default 08-19-2002, 10:08 PM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/tardy.jpg[/img]

LOL oOo: LOL

Oh yeah not all women suck. One im working on is awsome.
  
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Default 08-19-2002, 10:25 PM

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I had an internet relationship with a girl named Jenni... she was a bitch at first because she had this other guy... well she dumped him and now I have her all to myself. MUAHAHAHAAAHHA. oOo:

i almost thought this was my post. go ahead and have her. she's not worth sh*t.
  
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