[harpua]

Originally Posted by Colonel

The summer after my freshman year in college I worked in a nursing home. I have two stories for ya....I'm trying to decide which is nastier.

1) We had an 80 year old fat guy whose bowels were so impacted that I had to stcik my finger up his rump and dig out the crap. Didn't seem like crap though...it was more like digging really big, brown rocks out of his arse.


2) We had a lady die that had been sick for a very long time. Even though we had tried to prevent it, she had a real bad case of bed sores when she died. When the guys came from the funeral home I helped them lift her from the bed to the stretcher. Slimy, sticky strands of bed sore goo were stuck to the bed and to her backside, so when we lifted her up it kinda trailed across the bed to the strecher. The smell was pretty bad too.

thatll teach ya not to work at nursing homes. ut seriously, did you get paid extra to fish for shit with that guy??