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Default 06-12-2005, 01:42 PM

[quote="Jimbo@":22c3d]What degrees do you have from universites?[/quote:22c3d]

Got a degree in History kus I was gana join the Royal Navy as an officer & mebbe go for pilot. Figured it might be useful to know a countrys history before kicking its azz. One of my reasons for explaining why I studied History in my interview was that, if we invaded iraq or something [pre war] I'd probably go & do some research on the subject beforehand just to gain a better understanding of what the local situation is between Kurds/Turkey/Iran etc etc & with this knowledge I'd be able to make a better judgement of situations. If I studied Physics or something I could tell how fast a shell flew before it hit the ship, but with History I can understand why they'd want to be shooting at us in the first place.

[quote="Merlin122@":22c3d]the question is, does she fancy a good fluffy?[/quote:22c3d]

Thats another thing...

I've known this girl for about two years, when I first met her I just looked at her & thought omfg! I didn't have much experience with girls & basically figured she was waaaaaaaay outta my league. So whilst all the other guys were slobbering round her I just blatantly ignored her.
You aren't gana fk it so why bother? I'd walk into the bar, she'd get up n say "Hi Will!" I'd just say heya & walk right by like she wasn't even there & head upstairs.
I never thought I had a chance with a girl like that so whats the point? It must have pissed her off or something kus I [always] ignored her. Then one night when she was completely off her face I met her & her friend outside the girls loo's & she was messing round saying "Heey, my mate fancies you!" etc. Then she said, "Ya, you can fk my friend." & after that, she said. "And after that you can fk me." Needless to say I was like omg-wtf-say-that-again! ed: ed: ed: ed:
My brain basically went dead kus I couldn't believe she said it, I've never kissed her or bothered to make a move. Unfortunately when I brought it up on MSN with her a few days later she admitted that she did like me but had just started to see some other guy.- She saw him & went out with him, this was back in January so she dropped off the face of the earth for a lil bit whilst this lucky bastrd prolly fkd her silly.
Anyhoo now 6 months later hes dumped her for some bizarre reason & shes single. Things been getting a lil better with her now I think but shes a pro bish & told me she doesnt wana see anyone for a bit.

Thing is, now I'm sorta seeing the girl I was kissing in that other pic, been with her on her bday but haven't asked her out & also seeing some ho from Bromley. I'd definately go out with her but unless I can be very smooth I doubt it will happen... rolleyes:

ya my life is fkd up
  
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