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06-27-2005, 04:51 PM
/movie voice
"When a gang of internet nerds who are members of the same internet forum are all brought to a suspicious looking office building, it's a race agaisnt the clock to find the killer that's systematically killing off the group one by one.
Featuring, (With input from Nyck, the IRC goons, and some self submitted suggestions)
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/48m.jpg[/img]
Haley Joel Osment as Nedxicano, the child with a troubled life
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/amfp2.jpg[/img]
Bruce Willis as Arkan, the body building tough man
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/Vince%20Vaughn.jpg[/img]
Vince Vaughn as Tripper, the cool headed Dick Tracy on drugs
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m.jpg[/img]
Jack Black as Nyck, the try hard funnyman
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m2.jpg[/img]
Micheal Moore as Pyro, the psychotic killer
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/slater_christian.jpg[/img]
Christian Slater as Strvs, the hot dude
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/carsonpress.jpg[/img]
Carson Kressley as Judas, the metrosexual sociopath
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/carson_l.jpg[/img]
Carson Daily as Bucknub, the happy go lucky teenager
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/da.jpg[/img]
David Arquette as Blase, the police officer
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/j5.gif[/img]
Johnny Five from Short Circuit as Dr. Nein via Sattilite transmission, because he wouldn't leave his house to shoot the movie.
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/jim17.jpg[/img]
Jim Breuer as Bukdez, because that's what he wants.
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m3.jpg[/img]
Toby Maguire as Jin-Roh, the tag along
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m.jpg[/img]
Anthony Edwards as geRV, the computer wizard
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/zombie.jpg[/img]
Rob Zombie as Akuma, the witch
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/samuel_lee_jackson2.jpg[/img]
Samuel L Jackson as TGB!, the liberated intellectual male
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/dracmils.jpg[/img]
Judge Mills Lane as Mr. Buttocks, because they're both bald
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m4.jpg[/img]
Josh Harnett as Milla, the ex-marine with a no shit attitude
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/22m.jpg[/img]
Jake Busey as Dreadhead, the stoner
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/22m2.jpg[/img]
Jeremy London as Coleman, the muscially talented high school graduate
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/22m3.jpg[/img]
Hugh Grant as statec, the british accent
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m2.jpg[/img]
Michael Imperioli as Tony, the mafia goon
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m5.jpg[/img]
Angelina Jolie as Punky, shes not actually in the movie
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/22m4.jpg[/img]
Kane Hodder as Zoner, the merry bigman
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m6.jpg[/img]
Edward Norton as Fluffy Bunny, an officer and a gentleman
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m3.jpg[/img]
Tom Selleck as KTOG, the man with a furry chest
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/suspect06082005.jpg[/img]
Gregory Despres as Ninty, his eyes are watching you
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m4.jpg[/img]
John Wayne as JohnJ, he's angry and he's old
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m5.jpg[/img]
Jeff Goldblum as Ferich, Enigmatic character watching you shit
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m6.jpg[/img]
Tim Roth as Da Bian, the vietnam veteran POW rescued 20 years later
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/48m2.jpg[/img]
Jackie Chan as Innoxx, the superhero martial artist
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m7.jpg[/img]
Sylvester Stalone as Maple, the stallowner
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m7.jpg[/img]
Tim Allen as Antihero, fuckin shit up
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/george-lopez.jpg[/img]
George Lopez as Bullitt, Hentai obsessed hispanio
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/whitehatdod.jpg[/img]
MiscGuy as himself, the unique looking fellow
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/38m8.jpg[/img]
Ben Affleck as Duke of Ray, the special kid with a heart of gold
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m8.jpg[/img]
Rosie O'Donnel as Swill, the plus sized outcast
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/22m5.jpg[/img]
Johnny Knoxville as Acideyez, the goofy slacker that will do anything for attention
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m9.jpg[/img]
Pauly Shore as Whatada, the one man you never want to be alone with
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m10.jpg[/img]
Jon Stewart as Harpua, the uberjew
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/12m11.jpg[/img]
Aaron Carter as spike, just wants to get noticed
[img]http://blackwatermods.com/files/sanz.jpg[/img]
Horatio Sanz as comatose, obese troubled youth with a hot sister
[img]http://www.popcorn.hr/modules/special/images/variations/38ccac5bed35561bdd2234549e56e940_large.jpg[/img]
Graham Chapman as Merlin, pasty social recluse
[img]http://www.moviepostershop.com/item_img/B/5/B-5376.jpg[/img]
Tony Danza as Forte, "I will not be forgotten!"
much thanks to proteus for image hosting
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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06-27-2005, 04:52 PM
lol!
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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06-27-2005, 04:55 PM
Lamar from Revenge of the Nerds as TGB!
Josh Harnett as Milla the hawt marine every dude wants to fuck.
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Guest
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06-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Blase
Carson Daily as Bucknub, the happy go lucky teenager
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I couldn't help but laugh at that. |
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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06-27-2005, 04:58 PM
+1 blase
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,389
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Is "Fuck You" A Valid Answer?
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06-27-2005, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Blase
/movie voice
"When a gang of internet nerds who are all members of the same internet forum are all brought to a suspicious looking office building, it's a race agaisnt the clock to find the killer that's systematically killing off the group one by one.
Featuring, (With input from Nyck)
Haley Joel Osment at Nedxicano, the child with a troubled life
Bruce Willis as Arkan, the body building tough man
Vince Vaughn as Tripper, the cool headed Dick Tracy on drugs
Jack Black as Nyck, the try hard funnyman
Micheal Moore as Pyro, the psychotic killer
Christian Slater as Strvs, the hot dude
Carson Kressley as Judas, the metrosexual sociopath
Carson Daily as Bucknub, the happy go lucky teenager
David Arquette as Blase, the police officer
Johnny Five from Short Circuit as Dr. Nein via Sattilite transmission, because he wouldn't leave his house to shoot the movie.
Jim Breuer as Bukdez, because that's what he wants.
Toby Maguire as Jin-Roh, the tag along
Anthony Edwards as geRV, the computer wizard
Marzgul the Wicked as Akuma, the witch
Samuel L Jackson as TGB!, the liberated intellectual male
Judge Joe Brown as Mr. Buttocks, because they're both bald
Josh Harnett as Milla, the ex-marine with a no shit attitude
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and who am i?
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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06-27-2005, 05:01 PM
I don't see how someone who weighs so much would play one of the smallest people on the board...he would be more suited for like Short.
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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06-27-2005, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DreadHead
and who am i?
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Jake Busey
Ps I think corey feldman would play a better blase.
[img]http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/corey-feldman/corey-feldman-008-img.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://nyckwest.com/Pictures/random/blasehead.jpg[/img] |
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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06-27-2005, 05:02 PM
Coleman:
[img]http://www.action-performance.com/Muppets/images/gonzo.jpg[/img]
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,583
Join Date: Jun 2004
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06-27-2005, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
I don't see how someone who weighs so much would play one of the smallest people on the board...he would be more suited for like Short.
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Personality. |
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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06-27-2005, 05:05 PM
cool: beer:
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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06-27-2005, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Blase
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Originally Posted by Pyro
I don't see how someone who weighs so much would play one of the smallest people on the board...he would be more suited for like Short.
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Personality. |
lol...well if Michael Moore lies to get a rise out of people then sure...if he actually believes half the shit he says then no. |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
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06-27-2005, 05:09 PM
plot: A group of misfits of the internet refight ww2. With the power of rockets and shotguns they fight to survive against lean binding krauts.
Starring: Mr.Buttocks as the john wayne wannabe
Trippar as the lusty cocktail waitress who falls in love with the wrong man
Gerv as the irish surfer with perpetual sunburn
nyck as the AV club kid who is misunderstood
maple as john rambo
Milla as the sexy marine with a heart of gold
with a cameo apprearance by comatose in an iron lung
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
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06-27-2005, 05:23 PM
I'll be the old grouchy fucker who says "Get the fuck off my lawn!"
Sean Connery would be perfect for the part.
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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Major
Posts: 6,413
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: University of Guelph
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06-27-2005, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by geRV
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by DreadHead
a big bukkake movie
all the GF1 members on krystal steel
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your all about teh pr0n, titties, bukkake, huge supergirl tits lately young padawan..go stroke your wookie for a bit and release the hounds. biggrin: beer: |
This coming from the porn king? oOo: |
The porn king tag would be applied to another poster here whos name i cannot possibly divulge. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/shifty.gif[/img] |
rock: rock: rock: rock: rock: |
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