[quote="mr.miyagi":dc864]I would've jumped up on his shoulders, gripped my heels on his neck and do a backwards twisting somersault snapping his neck off so when I landed I could shit down his throat[/quote:dc864]
No you would have jumped up on his shoulders and been shot dead by the Secret Service agents surounding the deserting, drunken buffoon.
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