[mr.miyagi]

[quote=Johnj]

Originally Posted by "mr.miyagi":22b3f

I would've jumped up on his shoulders, gripped my heels on his neck and do a backwards twisting somersault snapping his neck off so when I landed I could shit down his throat

No you would have jumped up on his shoulders and been shot dead by the Secret Service agents surounding the deserting, drunken buffoon.[/quote:22b3f]
Nope, I say this out loud before I did it:

sv_cheats 1

god
godmode on

/impulse 101