[Airborne Butters]

The only chick I ever not regret getting with was a girl I knew in HS. Being the dumb highschool kid I was, I never picked up on her signals of liking me. Whether it was asking me to spend the night,always hanging out with me or always making me cuddle with her..

Anyways I'm glad I missed that bullet because apparently a year later she got knocked up and latched into some poor SOB. I hear she's quite the psycho hose beast now...phew


But seriously Fluff, you need to get this girl! Don't leave asking yourself 'What if'