[Divingdw]

I found this sweet dialogue of a communication between leaders of Canada and the leaders of the United States back during WW2.

Canadian Leader: "Hello there, we have been getting our butt's licked over here in Europe, while you fartknockers beat the crap outta Japan. We are too delicate to win any kind of war. We need your help now! Where are you Americans, hey?!?!"

US Leader: "We have just been devastated by the Pearl Harbor incident and are replenishing our Fleet. We beat the crap outta Japan for what they did to us. It was in our best interest. Please be patient."

Canadian leader: "What are you talkin aboot! We poop on japanese! You come over here now, and bring diapers because we are all shitting ourselves!"

US Leader: "We will be attacking soon, do not worry! We will take care of what you can not handle! Weiners!"

Canadian Leader: "I havn't seen a weiner since I was on that Navy ship with all those homosexual men! That was a fun time. Anyhoot, Hurry up because we don't have much beer left and our pants are filling up quick!"

- By Me!

Disclaimer: This dialogue was in no way a representation of facts. There was no research done here, and therefore, the only thing close to true is the Canadian leader on the Homo boat. But anyways, carry on!