me in pain

MrLevinstein · **me in pain -** 08-23-2002, 06:28 PM

help guys ive got this really wierd pain in my shoulder it doesnt hurt when i play football but it hurts when im not using my arm.

jujumantb · 08-23-2002, 06:31 PM

Thats a funny thing I like to call soreness. This strange phenomena is quite common amoung football players. Either that or you are about to have a heart attack.

Webb · 08-23-2002, 06:33 PM

I have shoulder and neck pain for years,very hard to deal with it when you have to carry a 25lbs camera bag around. oOo:

MrLevinstein · 08-23-2002, 06:34 PM

its not soreness trust me ive felt soreness before and this isnt it

jujumantb · 08-23-2002, 06:35 PM

Then... well refer to above post.

ninty · 08-23-2002, 06:40 PM

Dude, do you think were virtual doctors or something?

How exactly am I supposed to help you?

Heres some help: Tell your parents or go to the doctor.

Ohhhh yeah, you forgot about the doctor.

Then you'll say I don't want to go because it costs money.

Then I say too god damn bad.

Move to Canada is you want free health care for the time being.

Or move to Sweden or some country like that.

Or heres an idea: go to the DOCTOR!!!

MrLevinstein · 08-23-2002, 06:43 PM

good idea ninty nine. but i figured one of you could give me an idea what the hell is going on with my shoulder the season started a week ago and i dont want to have some big problem so i cant play anymore

ninty · 08-23-2002, 06:44 PM

Lol.

I dunno dude.

Ask con brio, I think he was taking bioliogy or sports med or something.

jujumantb · 08-23-2002, 06:47 PM

All I can think of is to perform a simple surgery using a common steak knife and a few rubber bands.
-make a small incision under armpit
-poke at it for a bit
-shove the rubber bands up there
-close wound (optional)
(Doc juju does not guarentee his surgery will work for anyone and is not liable for any permanent damage associated with it)

Bleuachdu · 08-23-2002, 06:53 PM

If anyone knows, I'll bet Arnold can help.

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/tumor.jpg[/img]

ninty · 08-23-2002, 07:08 PM

Its not a tomua!

Tripper · 08-23-2002, 07:22 PM

[quote:8e95e]Its not a tomua! [/quote:8e95e]

That's because it is a TUMOR. angel:

Vance · 08-23-2002, 07:44 PM

i take biology.....

Bean 2 · 08-23-2002, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu

If anyone knows, I'll bet Arnold can help.

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/tumor.jpg[/img]

haahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaa h. Thanks i needed that. That was a funny movie. Im an unlicensed doctor on long island and parts of mexico. Maybe i can help. Have someone kick u in the balls a few hundred times. If that doesnt work try castration or having ur nipples ripped off ur chest. Take two advil and call me in the morning.

SoLiDUS · 08-23-2002, 08:46 PM

Hahaha. Maybe you could give us a better description of the problem ?

- Does it hurt only when you do specific moves ? Describe them.

- When did the problem start ? If not, when did you notice the problem and
what do you remember about your immediate past ?

That should get the ball rolling. You should, like ninty9 said, see a Doc...