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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Detroit, MI
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08-16-2005, 08:38 AM
4) tell the idiots i work with its the newest livestrong bracelet and sell them for $10 /ea.
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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08-16-2005, 08:42 AM
3) String tripwires across the kitchen door, triggering a water bucket downpour.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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08-16-2005, 08:57 AM
2) Stop the bloodflow to your hands by wrapping the rubber band around your wrist. Say you have carpel tunnel and leave early!
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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08-16-2005, 09:04 AM
1) Flick the boss in the back of the head and blame the engineer who doesn't speak english.
Top Ten Things Overheard at Coleman's Last Band Concert
10) "Man, I'd stick it in her so fast..."
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Corporal
Posts: 952
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hell
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08-16-2005, 09:22 AM
9) is it true what they say about Coleman's pen0r?
Stay out of my foxhole, pal!
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Captain
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
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08-16-2005, 09:26 AM
8) They did WHAT in Denmark?
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,903
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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08-16-2005, 09:35 AM
7) "Hey babe, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"
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Captain
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
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08-16-2005, 09:40 AM
6) "Nice ties." - Gay Kid
5) "Shit! Who put one of these AIDs infected needles on my seat!?!!" - Gary's Mom
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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08-16-2005, 03:53 PM
4) He's sleeping with that little bitch, I can smell the semen when I wash his underwear. - Colemun's Mum.
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Senior Member
Posts: 731
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Banned
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08-16-2005, 04:02 PM
3. "... What kind of dildo was it?"
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
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08-16-2005, 04:03 PM
2. "Damn, look at the arms on that girl!"
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Senior Member
Posts: 731
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Banned
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08-16-2005, 04:08 PM
1. "You did WHAT.... WITH WHAT?"
Top Ten Reasons Barney is a Bad Influence On Kids.
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Captain
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
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08-16-2005, 04:11 PM
10) His huge dinosaur penis drags on public television. (or is that his tail)
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
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08-16-2005, 04:14 PM
9) Purple is gay
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Captain
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
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08-16-2005, 04:15 PM
8) Blind people can't see him
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