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Default And they're off! - 08-20-2005, 02:23 PM

[quote:7842f]The horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady------
6. Clean Sheets------
2. Bare Belly-----
7. Thighs-----
3. Silk Panties ---
8. Big Johnson ------
4. Conscience----
9. Heavy Bosum------
5. Jockey Shorts--
10. Merry Cherry
At The Post: They're off!

Conscience is left behind at the post...Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosoms being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot. At the halfwaymark......Its Bare Belly on top...Thighs opens up and Big Johnson presses in. Heavy bosom is being pressed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly....Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson. At the stretch: Merry Cherry cracks under the strain..Big Johnson is making a final drive with Passionate Lady coming. At the finish: Its Big Johnson giving everything hes got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat, but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull-up.. Clean Sheets never had a chance.
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Default 08-20-2005, 02:50 PM

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Default 08-20-2005, 05:12 PM

dont ever post your fag ass emails on here again you hear me. [img]http://cantfixstupid.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/Army.gif[/img]


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Default 08-20-2005, 06:22 PM

THATTTY THATTTY
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[quote="Jin-Roh":39e35]COMATOSE' SISTER IS HOT[/quote:39e35]



  
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Default 08-20-2005, 06:28 PM

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[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f3ecd][quote="Jin-Roh":f3ecd]COMATOSE' SISTER IS HOT[/quote:f3ecd][/quote:f3ecd]

Pics? I need a new sister to be lecherous about now that Ned's left biggrin:
  
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Default 08-20-2005, 08:21 PM

[quote=Wilko][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":71146]
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COMATOSE' SISTER IS HOT
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Pics? I need a new sister to be lecherous about now that Ned's left biggrin:[/quote:71146]

2 posts up...shes like 12-13 yrs old oOo:


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14 at the time that picture was taken.



  
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