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Default Adult Industry Job Quiz - 08-21-2005, 04:02 PM
Adult Book Store Clerk
It's not just about sitting behind a counter, taking people's money and dealing with shop lifters, you get to meet 'interesting' people as well

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Default 08-21-2005, 04:17 PM
I would be a stunt ass!!!!!
  
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According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
Stunt Ass
Not all adult actors want to have their backsides on camera. This is where you come in and stand in. Your perfect job is a Stunt Ass
  
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According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
Adult Job Quiz Viagra Dealer Adult Job Quiz
It's no secret that viagra is used a lot in the adult industry, but where does everyone get their pills from? You of course.[/quote:724e9]
  
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According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
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It's no secret that viagra is used a lot in the adult industry, but where does everyone get their pills from? You of course.
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Default 08-21-2005, 06:54 PM
According to our experts, your adult industry job would be...
Fluffer
All adult actors need a little help getting 'prepared' before they do on film. Our experts say this is the perfect job for you.
  
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^owned. biggrin: FLUFF ME 99
  
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Wow, i got the fluffz0r too... God, what a sucky job. biggrin:
  
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Default 08-21-2005, 08:32 PM
HA...we have our official GF1 fluffers

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"Adult Book Store Clerk" oOo:
  
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Phone Sex Operator
The perfect job you can do from home. Set your own hours, get house chores done at the same time and get paid. Just make sure you don't get your calls mixed up
  
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The perfect job you can do from home. Just make sure you don't get your calls mixed up
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about a few significant discrepencies in your tax return, so if.."

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Default 08-22-2005, 09:07 AM
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Phone Sex Operator
The perfect job you can do from home. Just make sure you don't get your calls mixed up
"Hello this is the Taxation department, I'm just ringing
about a few significant discrepencies in your tax return, so if.."

OOHhh yeah..I'm licking your balls now, how does that feel? you like that?..now I'm
sucking the head of your massive cock and....uh I'm sorry, who did you say that was again..? ed:[/quote:07058]lol funny
  
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