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Default 08-29-2005, 04:18 PM
I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin
  
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Bill Maher > Dane Cook.
  
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Default Re: Dane Cook- MTV VMA's - 08-29-2005, 04:45 PM
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How is he funny wtf...his shit sux'd. I didnt even find him funny on Comedy Central when I saw him.
why must you hate things that are popular annoy:[/quote:bd6bd]

Im just trying to fit into ground force one. Seriously though. Maybe his live shit and cd is better, but I saw him on Comedy Central before he got "popular" and he wasnt funny. Then his shit last night wasnt funny.

"I heard they can take your new born baby and put a chip in it, and if it ever gets stolen, you can go onto google or mapquest and track him live....you know what else I want to put on them. A detonator....so if they steal the baby you can blow it up. If I cant have my baby neither can you...BOOOM"


That was his bit last night. Donde Esta Los Funneh?

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MTV = brain damage.
  
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Default 08-29-2005, 06:57 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b5a10]MTV = brain damage.[/quote:b5a10]drain bamaga dance:
  
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[quote="St@tIc":40bfc]I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin[/quote:40bfc]probably chong, but is he dead?
  
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[quote="Cool Fool":28223][quote="St@tIc":28223]I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin[/quote:28223]probably chong, but is he dead?[/quote:28223]

no

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[quote="St@tIc":da0ef]I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin[/quote:da0ef]
Mitch Hedberg?
  
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I cant remember his name...he died a while back...he was a hippie lookin guy but omg he was the funniest...stuff on tv rarely makes me laugh in person but that guy had me on the floor laughin
Mitch Hedberg?[/quote:02d34]Yeh prob him.
  
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":3674d]MTV = brain damage.[/quote:3674d]
  
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i made a mistake cry:
  
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Default Re: Dane Cook- MTV VMA's - 08-30-2005, 10:51 AM
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How is he funny wtf...his shit sux'd. I didnt even find him funny on Comedy Central when I saw him.
why must you hate things that are popular annoy:
Im just trying to fit into ground force one. Seriously though. Maybe his live shit and cd is better, but I saw him on Comedy Central before he got "popular" and he wasnt funny. Then his shit last night wasnt funny.

"I heard they can take your new born baby and put a chip in it, and if it ever gets stolen, you can go onto google or mapquest and track him live....you know what else I want to put on them. A detonator....so if they steal the baby you can blow it up. If I cant have my baby neither can you...BOOOM"


That was his bit last night. Donde Esta Los Funneh?[/quote:7421b]
i think you just hate everyone that is more successfull than you sleeping:

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Default 08-30-2005, 04:46 PM
"I think that if you see someone wearing a superman shirt, you shoud shoot them in the chest. when they start bleeding you say " I guess you were wrong" They should wear a shirt that says "I bleed when im shot in my chest"


Another comedic nugget from that show.

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What about the funniest man alive (according to Richard Pryor): Eddie Griffin?
  
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Default 08-30-2005, 05:58 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7593f]What about the funniest man alive (according to Richard Pryor): Eddie Griffin?[/quote:7593f]
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