This is a picture of my girlfriend, Kristelle. People say she looks a lot like Natalie Portman, but I just don't see it.
Speaking of crazy, one time about 5 years ago, I used to talk to a chick on IRC. She disappeared suddenly and then about 2 years later she contacted me again. They'd committed her to a nut-ward because she had various delusions, one of which was that she thought I was the lead guy from Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Corgan, and I was just pretending to be me. She'd asked me if I was a few times, and of course I'd said no...