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Default my cat just raped me. - 09-05-2005, 09:12 PM
yeah I got home and I see my cat ontop of the fence. he couldnt get down. So I climb up and get him. As im holding onto him he slashes me in my face causing me to lose balance. I land on a chair, then on my hip as I hit the ground from about 10 feet up. I think I messed something up. This caused my glasses to go flying off my head and under the deck. So now I cant see. As I get up, (my cat still on me), he slashes my hand. so now I have a gash on my hand, on my forhead, and a messed up hip. fuck going to school tomorrow.
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:16 PM
Kill him.
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:18 PM
O shit Cat Pwnage! rock:
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:19 PM
Fag, it was consensual.
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:20 PM
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Fag, it was consensual.
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lol, i thought it was buckweed who started his thread, he has it coming from all that torturing hes done to elmo.
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:48 PM
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:52 PM
Suck it up you woman.
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Owned by your cat. rock:
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:58 PM
that sucks

but i like your avatar. Streetlight Manifesto!
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 09:59 PM
[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":f0411]Owned by your cat. rock:[/quote:f0411]
  
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Default 09-05-2005, 10:19 PM
..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 12:19 AM
Loool - Next time punch it in the pussy/penis.
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 12:20 AM
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Loool - Next time punch it in the pussy/penis.
[img]http://www.ivis.org/images/advances/Concannon/memon/fig1_sm.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 12:32 AM
[quote="Eight Ace":530f5]..you started the fight and now you're using that "he could't get down"
bullshit to try to put the blame on your good-natured little cat.... annoy:[/quote:530f5]
I pray you are joking.
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 12:33 AM
[quote="Jin-Roh":84cb0]

[img]http://www.ivis.org/images/advances/Concannon/memon/fig1_sm.jpg[/img][/quote:84cb0]

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