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Default 09-14-2005, 09:59 PM
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Fuck's sake, either give birth to the baby the real way or not have sex at all.

Also whats with celeberties naming their kids wierd names like "Apple", "Scout", "London", etc.etc.
Just.. don't speak.. 'Kay?... 'js don't.


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Default 09-14-2005, 10:07 PM
That would be funny if someone started a website or show called, Celebritys in Pain, and one of the videos was a secret Cam of Britney Spears giving birth. hellfire:
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 10:09 PM
Or if they hit every celebrity on earth over the back of the head with a frozen trout. In fact that would be like 60,000x better.

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Or if they hit every celebrity on earth over the back of the head with a frozen trout. In fact that would be like 60,000x better.
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Default Re: Kid falls out of whore britney - 09-14-2005, 11:30 PM
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ps shes a pussy and went in to have a c section...because she didnt want to deal with labor.
Try squeezing out a basketball through your tight little balloon knot.
lol, balloon knot biggrin:
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 11:49 PM
Now she shall have disgusting streach marks and scars on her body...hope it was worth it, i gurantee that fag husband will leave her within the year.
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 11:59 PM
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Now she shall have disgusting streach marks and scars on her body...hope it was worth it, i gurantee that fag husband will leave her within the year.
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i saw the scars once on an amateur site. took me awhile to figure out what it was. pretty ugly.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 12:11 AM
[quote:5e449]Again.[/quote:5e449]
LMFAO! plus 1 for this
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 01:01 AM
Poor kid...
  
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Poor kid...
ya.. the poor bastard never got a peice of that snatch... He came so close too...
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 01:04 AM
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Now she shall have disgusting streach marks and scars on her body...hope it was worth it, i gurantee that fag husband will leave her within the year.
not all women get them ... if they take care of their skins whilst they in most cases dont.

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Default 09-15-2005, 05:44 AM
What a lazy bitch. She might as well have paid someone else to carry her satanic offspring.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 07:19 AM
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Now she shall have disgusting streach marks and scars on her body...hope it was worth it, i gurantee that fag husband will leave her within the year.
not all women get them ... if they take care of their skins whilst they in most cases dont.

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^^^^wife used skin products and took care of her skin and her tummy is flat and she has no marks. rock: rock: rock:

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Default 09-15-2005, 07:24 AM
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^^^^wife used skin products and took care of her skin and her tummy is flat and she has no marks. rock: rock: rock:

Yeah, she has a lovely stomach.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 04:47 PM
She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.
  
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