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Default Arkan 1....Street thugs 0 - 09-24-2005, 07:26 PM

Funny that we have a thread dedicated to "Gun Laws" and then this happens.....

Late last night, i climbed into bed and was lying there for no more than 3 minutes when i hear this loud banging noise outside my house. Instinctively i grabbed my Sig Sauer 9mm and bolted to the front door. As i was unlocking the door, i hear my lady yell "They're kicking your car!" I run outside to find 3 fucktards in an SUV right near my car getting ready to split. Well, they never got the chance to put in in drive. I yanked the passenger side door open and told the driver to shut the engine off and to get the fuck out of the truck. All the knuckleheads just froze.

Now, i don't know if it was because i was standing there in my boxers or because of the Sig Sauer. Either way, they complied. Told the driver to fork over his drivers license and once he did i told them "Now you CAN'T go anywhere.....i know who you are. At that point, i told them to stay put and i went in the house to put the gun away and to throw on some shorts and a tee. When i came back out, about 9 cop cars came screaming up the block. As they pulled up, i held up my ID and told them i was the homeowner who called it in. The cops were great....they told me that those kids aren't going anywhere until they find out who was doing the damage. After about 5 minutes, one of the kids roll and the other thug admits doing the damage. So, cop asked me if i wanna 35 him (meaning have him arrested for Criminal Mischief" and of course i say "yes". Cop says, "Hey, i don't blame you, this is your personal property and these assholes shouldn't be touching it".

So, the one kid gets arrested and is hauled away. The others are questioned and have their info taken and are released.

Well, the next step for Arkan is to pay a visit to the parents of all those involved. I'll be doing that this week and i'll keep you posted.


......fuckers picked the wrong house last night !! mwah:


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Default 09-24-2005, 07:28 PM

You should of taken police matter into your own hands and give them a beating they will never forget.. Good Job none the less.
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 07:29 PM

shoulda blasted dem suckas


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Default 09-24-2005, 07:29 PM

Go arkan! I can't wait to read the followup of this after you talk to their mommy. You should take pics of her faces and her beating her kids
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 07:30 PM

pity you didn't shoot them, but still a good outcome. beer: to you for owning stupid punks.
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 07:31 PM

That's almost American History X style.
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 07:33 PM

hmm, I guess guns DO solve problems

nice one man. biggrin:
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 07:33 PM

Well played!

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Default 09-24-2005, 07:38 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":45e35]That's almost American History X style.[/quote:45e35]
thats what I saw in my head. Arkan opening hte front dorr and blowing away the first fucker then the second and shooting at a car speeding away
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 07:44 PM

See, thats the kinda shyt I wana do, now where can I get a gun? hellfire:
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 07:49 PM

owned by a crazy man in boxers!
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 08:01 PM

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Go arkan! I can't wait to read the followup of this after you talk to their mommy. You should take pics of her faces and her beating her kids
rock: rock: rock: hey though why were they kicking your car?
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 08:02 PM

Way to go Arkan.



pics of Arkan in just his boxers with pistol in hand? biggrin:


  
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Default 09-24-2005, 08:13 PM

[quote="armed.zip":c0e4d]
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Go arkan! I can't wait to read the followup of this after you talk to their mommy. You should take pics of her faces and her beating her kids
rock: rock: rock: hey though why were they kicking your car?[/quote:c0e4d]

Dunno.....perhaps they don't like the color??

Turns out the kid doing the kicking lives one block over from me. He doesn't even know me......just a random stupid thing.


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Default Re: Arkan 1....Street thugs 0 - 09-24-2005, 08:21 PM

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Now, i don't know if it was because i was standing there in my boxers or because of the Sig Sauer.
Umm anyone else get a hardon?


One day I wanna party with you Arkan.
  
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