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Originally Posted by Madmartagen

i was at my friends house and we were watching dvds late in the evening so i spent the night. his room is a large shed out in teh back of the house, so if i have to use the bathroom, he has to walk me in cause i dont have a key and cuase its not my damn house to go barging in whenever i want. it was like 2AM and we were done playing some DC and i had to take a shit so we went back in the house and he was talking to his gf and i walked down the hall. They have a shitty hardwood floor job and so the floor was creaking and groaning cause of my fatass or cause its a bad job, but either way im sure i woke up someone. Well i sat down and started to take a shit when i started thinking of Bob trying to do a cartwheel, that video nyck posted last week. I started laughing but i didnt want anyone to hear it cause the house was all quiet, so i tried to cover it up and hold in my laughs. If you saw the video, its fuckin hilarious, so I kept sniggering to myself and i ended up farting cause i was laughing and taking a shit at the same time. The fart was loud and quick and that made me laugh even more so I ended up taking a series of uninterrupted fucking loud ass shits and farts on the toilet and i started rofl at this whole business. I ended up waking up everyone cause of the farting, laughing and shitting. The good thing was that I empited out every content in my stomach, guts and my ass and so when I was done I was starving so I went to taco bell for a mexican pizza.

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